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    Is it only me or does anyone else think she is the love child of the grinch and planet of the apes every time she appears on tv ?
    Apologies to anyone who is voting for her in advance

    It probably is just me with to much time on my hands !

  • #2
    I've not looked at her like that, I tend to turn off whatever she is on before I have the misfortune to hear her for any longer than I have to. We want devolution, no we don't, now we want to join up and form a coalition....

    I'd save a few quid on Trident, pop her in one of the loading bays; a pretty nasty payload by any measure to inflict on another country
    2002 '52 S54 - Titanium Silver with 18" BBS LMs, AP Racing BBK, KW V3, H&R anti roll bars & ACS flippers (previously 2000 'X' S50 - Arctic Silver)

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    • #3
      Nicola Sturgeon is touring Perthshire in the First Minister’s chauffeur driven car.
      Suddenly a cow jumps out into the road. They hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.
      Nicola in her usual jaunty manner, says to the chauffeur " You get out and check - you were driving."
      The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.

      "You were driving, go and tell the farmer," says Nicola, ”I can’t afford to be blamed for anything.”
      The chauffeur walks up the drive to the farmhouse and returns five hours later totally plastered,
      his hair ruffled and with a big grin on his face.


      "My God, what happened to you ?" asks Nicola. The chauffeur replies :
      " When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of single malt whisky,
      the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me."
      "What on earth did you say?" asks Nicola.


      "I knocked on the door and when it was answered,
      I said to them, I'm Nicola Sturgeon’s chauffeur and I've just killed the cow"

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      • #4
        Originally posted by itsdashy View Post
        Nicola Sturgeon is touring Perthshire in the First Minister’s chauffeur driven car.
        Suddenly a cow jumps out into the road. They hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.
        Nicola in her usual jaunty manner, says to the chauffeur " You get out and check - you were driving."
        The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.

        "You were driving, go and tell the farmer," says Nicola, ”I can’t afford to be blamed for anything.”
        The chauffeur walks up the drive to the farmhouse and returns five hours later totally plastered,
        his hair ruffled and with a big grin on his face.


        "My God, what happened to you ?" asks Nicola. The chauffeur replies :
        " When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of single malt whisky,
        the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me."
        "What on earth did you say?" asks Nicola.


        "I knocked on the door and when it was answered,
        I said to them, I'm Nicola Sturgeon’s chauffeur and I've just killed the cow"
        Brilliant!
        1998 ///M Coupe

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        • #5
          Private Eye got her confused with wee Jimmie Krankie...

          I really don't understand how someone who has not been elected and is not standing for a seat can have so much potential influence over our lives. Yes, I know I'm in the East Midlands, but she will have an effect, a very powerful one if SNP go into coalition with Wallis. Sorry, Ed.

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          • #6
            Self serving misserable bitch
            Had the displeasure of spending g an hour in her impact pre the jock referendum
            2 faced lying cow reminds me of that other maggot tony Blair
            Can't believe we allow the to vote in English politics
            Spent the whole hour pissing her off with awkward questions
            Her body guard cum pr man tried to Interject but terrorised him as well
            Hope she now hates me as much as I hate her

            Ugly as sin also
            [GROWING OLD IS COMPULSARY ---- GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL

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            • #7
              So I'm guessing she can't rely on your vote
              I fixed the roof on Blair's house years ago , it's the biggest house in trimdon , a pit village in the north east .
              I believe he did a little better out of other property he owned afterwards

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              • #8
                That made me laugh, thanks for that
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by paulwirral View Post
                  So I'm guessing she can't rely on your vote
                  I fixed the roof on Blair's house years ago , it's the biggest house in trimdon , a pit village in the north east .
                  I believe he did a little better out of other property he owned afterwards
                  yep saw the house used to go shooting near there
                  only good think when he was pm he must have spent £100s millions there
                  especially on the lake for mating swans

                  still a cnut
                  [GROWING OLD IS COMPULSARY ---- GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL

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                  • #10
                    The running joke when I lived up there was , what's the best thing about trimdon ?

                    The road out of it !

                    Not my joke if anyone lives there .

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by paulwirral View Post
                      So I'm guessing she can't rely on your vote
                      Ironic given that she's not actually standing for election as an mp!
                      1998 ///M Coupe

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                      • #12
                        good point , I'm just a daft builder. I can't even work this bloody I pad thing properly , never mind understand politics

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